If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest

ROBERT PATTINSON
So, the next generation of young women are currently flocking to see a female lead starring in a movie by a female director based on a bestselling book by a female author, and in this movie the main character wants to become completely submissive and self-sacrificing for a male.

KRISTEN STEWART
I love you. Put a baby in me.

Endless Romance.

From Cracked.com, the home of some really great stuff.

And what a lovely Winter layout it is.

I'll be back either on the 19th or 20th. Sexylegs (Searp3nt to some) will deposit for me.

That's right, one year on NG!

YAY!

I feel so proud to be a part of this great community.
I've loved every second of it, you guys rock!

Ok, so after deciding that I don't have the same motivation as I did when I joined NG, I though I'd put together a list of things which I want to achieve by the end of this year. Firstly, my current achievements.

>>>>>>>>AS OF SEPTEMBER 28, 2008<<<<<<<<

Level: 17
Total B/P: 4541
Blam/Protect ratio: 7.042
Posts: 1978
Flash Reviews: 50
Audio Reviews: 22
Flash Movies: 6
Audio Tracks: 46

>>>>>>>>WHAT I HOPE TO ACHIEVE BY JANUARY 1, 2009<<<<<<<<

Level: 19
Total B/P: 6000
Blam/Protect ratio: Less than 5
Posts: 2500
Flash Reviews: 75
Audio Reviews: 75
Flash Movies: 10
Audio Tracks: 50

Wish me luck.

Here's a lovely picture to help me on my way.

I've got a new game in production right now, it's about halfway completed, and should be released into the Portal sometime in early October, if I carry on working at my current rate.

Yes, I'm on the lookout for one. Help me out at:
http://istuff.freepay.com/?r=45368573

Thanks.

Even though no-one will do it....

I've submitted a few new songs to the Audio Portal, I hope you enjoy them.

Secondly, I've made a new header/profile picture/icon. What do you guys think?

Also, hi everyone.

Just because I can, I've decided to put this rather clever video up here. Enjoy.

That's right, new song in the Audio Portal.

Check it out here.

Okay, so after a (very) extended hiatus, I'm finally back working on the MM series.

Here is the expected content for each of the classes:

1. COMPLETED

2. COMPLETED

3. SPECIAL GENRE - Jazz

4. Users choice

All that's planned up 'till now.

You'll notice the special genre class that is the 3rd installment. Every now and then I'll throw in a special class so as to break out of routine for a while.

But I realize there are very many different genres of music that I don't have experience in, so I'm putting out an "ad".

ANYONE WHO HAS EXPERIENCE IN THE TECHNO GENRE/HAS EXPERIENCE WITH FL PLEASE CONTACT ME, AS I PLAN TO COVER THAT TOPIC SOON.

Anything on this page is completely movable, so if you have any ideas, throw them at me (metaphorically) and I may be able to include them somewhere.

Thanks for reading!